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Bodywaves (1992) VHS OOP To prove his independence, a cocky teenager bets his father that he can support himself without the family business. But no one is more surprised than he is when the sex cream he invents actually works! |
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Crash Course (1988) AKA Driving Academy TV Movie A teen flick about - you guessed it - a driving acdemy with Alyssa Milano. I envision it as a cross between Moving Violations and License to Drive. |
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Dangerous Place, A (1995) AKA No Surrender VHS OOP When Ethan's older brother Greg is found dead, the police rule the case a suicide, but Ethan suspects foul play stemming from Greg's recent involvement with a martial arts team called the Scorpions. Ethan is also accomplished at martial arts, and he determines to join the Scorpions as a means of learning what really happened to Greg. Corey Feldman is the bad guy! |
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Desperate Moves
(1981) AKA Rollerboy VHS OOP I want this movie for the sheer purpose of torturing my friends. It is UNWATCHABLE. Repeat. UNWATCHABLE. There are currently two crowning jewels sitting atop my crap movie collection gleaming in the sunlight. Those are Boardinghouse and Lone Wolf. This movie would top them both. EASILY. WITH CRAPNESS TO SPARE. |
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Diving In (1990) VHS OOP The Karate Kid of diving movies with Kristy Swanson. I really love her old stuff. |
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Double Switch (1987) Made for TV Movie VHS OOP I really love old Disney TV movies, and this one has Elisabeth Shue! |
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Dubeateo (1984) VHS OOP I've been dying to see this alleged abomination of a movie that Joan Jett allegedly starred in without knowing. Allegedly. |
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Freeway
Maniac
(1989) AKA Breakdown VHS OOP Also Available on DVD A crazed killer sneaks onto the set of a sci-fi film and begins murdering the cast and crew. Not sure why I picked this one out. Don't know who's in it. |
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Getting In (1994) VHS OOP Another Kristy Swanson movie about getting into college. Likely to be boring as batshit, but my love for Kristy knows no bounds. |
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The Halloween
That Almost Wasn't (1979) AKA The Night Dracula Saved The World VHS OOP On Halloween night, Count Dracula summons all the classic horror monsters to demand that they either revamp themselves into the horrible, scary creatures they are supposed to be, or get out of his castle. Not too hard to find if you pursue a few questionable avenues. Read a review for it on X-E and nearly died laughing. A definite must see |
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Hot Splash (1988) VHS OOP Is it just me or does this movie have the most porno sounding title ever? |
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Night Children (1990) VHS OOP A veteran cop (David Carradine) investigates the crimes of an anarchist street gang that causes chaos wherever they go. Meanwhile, his wife (Nancy Kwan), a police counselor, investigates a teenage runaway case which leads to the same gang. Showdowns ensue that pits sides together in a violent series of confrontations. |
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The Pink
Chiquitas (1987) VHS OOP Available on DVD A pink meteor controlled by aliens lands near a small town and turns the local women into nymphos. A deputy sheriff and a local private eye investigate. Hilarity and nudity ensues. Starring Frank Stallone and Cindy Valentine from Teen Witch. |
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Poison Ivy (1985) Made for TV Movie VHS OOP No, this isn't the Poison Ivy where Drew Barrymore is a slut. A young and inexperienced camp counselor learns about life and love while at camp for the summer. There he falls in love with the camp nurse and teaches some life lessons to his group of campers during a camp tradition called Color Wars. Michael J Fox! |
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Rock & Read (1989) VHS OOP It's a kids educational video with Donovan Leitch! WTF? |
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Rock & Roll Cowboys (1987) Made for TV Movie Aussie TV Movie. Peter Phelps is Mickey LaGrange, a small-time roadie for a heavy metal band. Mickey is not content with his lot and yearns for the bright lights himself, dreaming of success, the echo of his own riffs, and if the truth be known - probably his own groupies! |
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Screwball Hotel (1988) VHS OOP Available on DVD Three boys drop out of military school. The gets jobs working at a hotel, but it's about to go under. They decide to help the owner raise enough money to stay in business. They prove that sex sells by holding "Miss Purity Pageant" starring some of the females staying at the hotel. The trailer for this movie is on my State Park video and I decided that I must see it. |
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Teen Vamp (1988) VHS OOP DVD Available Murphy is a horny high-school boy. He has a crush on the cute blonde Conny Sutton, but she just laughs into his face. So he decides to call on the services of a prostitute. Unfortunately he happens upon a vampire and gets bitten, what makes him a vampire too. But actually that isn't so bad, since now he's not only cool enough to impress the chicks, he's also strong and can push around bully Bucky and pay him back. Only his mother isn't happy with his new self and asks a reverend to exorcize him. |
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Terminal Bliss (1992) VHS OOP Less Than Zero for the early 90's with Luke Perry in his 90210 phase (does he have any other phases?) |
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Terrifying Tales
(1989) VHS OOP Horror anthology with Lisa Fuller. Not usually a fan of horror anthologies or Lisa Fuller. *shrug* Somehow, I'm still drawn to this one. |
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Welcome to 18
(1986) AKA Summer Release VHS OOP Three young women looking for adventure get jobs on a dude ranch. Its got Mariska Hargitay and Courtney Thorne Smith in it. Looks chick-flick-ish but I love that kinda thing. |
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Wheels Of Terror Made for TV Movie VHS OOP An unusual black car, driven by a person with criminal intentions makes its presence known in Copper Valley, and targets the local schoolgirls, including the daughter of a Copper Valley Elementary bus driver. Looks a little midday movie drama, but I'll give it a go anyway. |
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