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Shoved into the ex-rental
bargain bin, poor ol' State park just doesn't get the recognition that
it deserves. Being a fan of the summer camp comedy genre, I took a
chance on it, and I'm really glad I did. I remember seeing it time
after time at the video shop when I was growing up, but for some reason
it was always left behind in favour of Zapped Again or Girls Just Want
to Have Fun. But thanks to IMDB and my curiosity I managed to uncover
it and found a VHS copy fairly cheap on eBay. I was sold on the US
title alone: Heavy Metal Summer. Although, there isn't really much
that's heavy metal about it, except for maybe Rocket, Louis and Ted
Nugent. But even they come off more Glam Rock than heavy metal, but
I'll get to that later.
Three best friends, Eve, Marsha & Linnie head off to Weewankah
Park for some summer fun before heading off to college. Linnie plans to
get married to her boyfriend Eddie and go to beauty school even though
the other girls think that she shouldn't "buy the first dress she tries
on". Eve plans to win the Weewankah Park annual wilderness race, so she
can put the cash prize towards her college tuition, now that her
parents have had to declare bankruptcy. The biggest problem in Marsha's
life is, well, she didn't get a new car last year.
Meanwhile, heavy metal dude Johnny Rocket and his dimwitted but well
meaning drummer Louis are on their way to LA, but decide to stop for a
rest at Weewankah Park. Louis decides that Johnny, being an
uncharacteristcally tremendous athlete, should take part in the
Wilderness Challenge while they are there - and they'll use the money
to buy a stack of Marshalls that will blow the roof off the Hollywood
Bowl. If they have the awesome gear, Louis surmises, they can get
someone awesome to come jam with them. Like, say, Ted Nugent!
When the girls reach the park gates, they discover a long queue to get
in. It seems that Weewankah Park has been partially sold to a pesticide
manufacturer by the name of Rancewell who plans to build a factory on
the land. A mysterious person in a bear suit dubbed Weewankah Willie by
the locals has been sneaking out every night to try and sabotage the
construction and save the park. Up at the park gates, Rancewell's brown
nosed park ranger Smite is exerting his inflated authority by not
allowing entry to the park to anyone who he feels break his ridiculous
park rules.
Marsha notices Johnny & Louis a few cars back and comments to
the other girls that heavy metal scum shouldn't be allowed into the
park. once the girls finally get inside the park, Eve focuses her
attention on the race, while Linnie & Marsha focus their
attention on the *ahem* scenery.
Eve doesn't know a thing about orienteering, and is devastated to find
out that all the classes are full. Trailor, who works in the general
store, offers to get his older brother Truckie to help teach her.
Truckie isn't interested in helping her because he is far too busy, but
when Eve reveals that she knows that he is Weewankah Willie, Truckie
has no choice but to help her so she will keep his secret. Truckie and
his little brother own the land adjoining Rancewells recent purchase at
Weewankah, and they don't want to see it destroyed. Rancewell controls
the lease on the general store that they boys operate at the park, so
it's important for Truckie to keep his secret identity a secret at all
costs.
On the beach, Linnie has decided to take the girls advice and play the
field a little so that she knows she's making the right decision with
Eddie. Trailor has a huge crush on her, but despite his advances, she
doesn't seem to notice at all. Marsha on the other hand spotted a
gorgeous guy swimming in the lake - and doesn't realise that it's
Johnny, minus all the makeup, leather and chains. When Johnny turns up
to the party that night Marsha is horrified, and an angry Johnny leaves
immediately.
Eve and Truckie grow closer as he continues to help her and as the race
grows near the pair discover that Rancewell is dumping toxic waste in
the park. They must figure out a way to show everyone the truth and
save the land at all costs. Even if it means Eve has to lose the race.
Marsha figures out that her judgmental ways may have cost her a chance
at love, and Linnie learns that sex is meaningless without real love.
Sure, there's a few plot holes, and a whole lot of stuff I didn't
mention (like Ted Nugent dropping in for no apparent reason) and even
though I didn't really have high hopes for this movie I was pleasantly
surprised to find that it was actually really fun. It's re-watch able,
and I can't believe it hasn't made it's way to DVD yet. If you liked
One crazy Summer, throw it in a blender with Meatballs and Modern
Girls, and you've got State Park. If Meatballs 4 can make it to DVD, I
still have hope for this Canadian gem.
James Wilder (Truckie) was quite the young spunk back in the day and
Peter Virgile (Johnny) was the best looking glam rock dude I've seen in
a long time. Lots of eye candy on show for both sexes. Definitely worth
a look. Or two.
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