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"Army bases are
pretty dead, unless you're in the army, so I always had plenty of time
to dream. My dream was always the same: That one day, I was going to
get to Chicago. Because that's where they make Dance TV..." That
opening line has, and always will signify that for the next ninety
minutes I will remain in a vegetative state, with a goofy smile on my
face, fighting the urge to jump out of my seat and dance around in my
lounge room.
I
really do love these movies, and I'm not ashamed to say that. I have
Footloose, Flashdance, plus countless other 80's dance movies and I
have seen them all a million times, but I haven't watched any of them
as much as I have watched Girls Just Want To Have Fun. I have older
sisters, and I probably first saw this movie when I was about six years
old, and I have watched it religiously ever since. It was a blessing
when I got my DVD, and I've enjoyed re-introducing it to people who
enjoyed it when they were younger too, but had sadly forgotten all
about it. (That's you Lana!") I decided I'd crack out the ol' laptop
and slap down a review for one of my favourite cheeseball classics,
that no matter how I feel before I put it on, always makes me happy.
Janie
Glen is the daughter of a strict ex army general who has just moved to
Chicago. Janie "loves to dance" (which she tells her new classmates in
a dreamy, faraway voice) and coincidentally that day, Dance TV in
Chicago announces a competition to choose two new Dance TV regulars to
star on their show. Janie's love of dancing quickly endears her to
"cool girl" Lynne Stone (and she's gonna change it as soon as she's old
enough). Lynne convinces Janie to go against her fathers wishes and
audition for DTV. Lynne's audition really bombs out and she gets cut
from the running, I'm still tossing it up as to whether it was the
doing of resident bitch and DTV hopeful, rich girl Natalie Sands paying
Lynne's partner to ambush her or the giant green plastic grasshopper
she had on her hat. Ahh the 80's were great for all the wrong reasons.
Janie of course is a
spectacular dancer, or possibly gymnast, but who can tell? and is of
course picked for the finals despite turning up for the audition in her
catholic school uniform. She's partnered up with (mildly) bad boy Jeff.
He wears tank tops and rides a motorcycle therefore he's a rebel! Just
kidding. I love Jeff Malene, and I think he is a huge spunk and a funky
dancer, or rather his dancing double is funky. But looking too much
into that will ruin the magic!. Lee Montgomery really should have
become a huge star like the rest of these then unknown teens, instead
of disappearing into oblivion after that movie when he had sex with
some guys wife. Janie and Jeff don't get along, but they have to work
together if they want to make it to DTV. Meanwhile, Natalie has
developed an eye for Jeff and invited him to her debutante ball.
Seeing this as a perfect opportunity to get back at Natalie for costing her the
audition spot, Lynne snatches the invitation from Jeff's friend Drew at the
mall, stating "There's a few people Natalie forgot to invite!". After a quick
trip to Kinko's, Janie, Lynne and Jeff's sister Maggie (a VERY young Shannon
Doherty) are out on the street handing out invites to as many punks and weirdos
as they can. Needless to say, Natalie's party is ruined, even though it does
appear to be a lot more fun after the degenerates rock up. Natalie swears war on
Janie and begins to try to convince her father to fix the competition.
Jeff is impressed by Janie's party efforts and they begin to spend more and more
time together, dancing and falling in love. (Group Awwwwwwwww). The competition
is drawing closer and as Jeff leaves rehearsal one night he is stopped by JP
Sands (Natalie's father), who tells Jeff if he dances in the competition, he
will put his fathers job at the factory he owns, on the line.
Things all start to go bad, as Jeff and Janie fight about the contest and Jeff
pulls out. Janie leaves to sneak back into her house and is busted by her
parents who ground her and chop down the tree she was climbing down to leave
each night. Jeff's dad then assures him that if he can win he should dance, and
he gets the message to Janie who is still grounded and needs a plan. Can Janie
get out of the house, make it on time to the studio and beat the conniving
Natalie to become a new DTV regular? Well I've explained the rest of the movie,
ya might as well watch the last 15 minutes or so by yourself!
You might notice that the "dancing" isn't really dancing and is pretty much just
gymnastics to music, but what the hell. It's all in good fun. Lots of punk and
new wave fashion and an awesome definitive 80's feeling. Kind of makes me wish I
was old enough to have enjoyed the 80's properly!
I know that movies like this are an absolute no-brainer and good will always triumph over
evil and obnoxious, but predictability aside, this movie has a warm, fun and cheerful vibe which meakes it a great Sunday
afternoon mindless entertainment flick. Made in 1985, this film has very early
appearances from Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt, Shannon Doherty and even
Robert Downey Jr! If you love the 80's (like me!) its a movie you can watch over
and over!
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