For fear of sounding like my sixty year old father, I won't say that this month is a "slow as a wet week", but I will say it's pretty damn dismal. And you know what, bar about one or two it seems that I say that every month. I just need to get used to the fact that there isn't a huge market for B-Movie DVD releases over Katherine Heigls latest rom-com. Yuck, even writing that made me feel dirty.

To cleanse yourself of anything or anyone related to Greys Anatomy (except Patrick Dempsey pre 1991), on the third you can get a DVD Double feature (shush! I know!) of My Bloody Valentine and April Fools Day. I already have April Fool's Day, and I know that the version of My Bloody Valentine is rated, and I'm holding out for an uncut print. Although, something springs to mind to tell me that the uncut print may have been destroyed a long time ago, or that could be another movie entirely. Student Bodies is also out on the 3rd, which warms my heart because there are still movies coming out on DVD that people thought would never make it.
 
Yet another double feature (yes I'm a hypocrite, I'm strapped for content), containing Zapped! and Making the Grade. I don't get it, Zapped has only been out for like a month, and already they're whoring it out for more money. Not cool. But apparently this is a "Totally Awesome 80's Double Feature". I would have preferred Zapped Again, but different distro companies...sigh.

Adding to Code Red's splendiferous library on the 17th is The Dead Pit. Go out and buy it. Support these guys and they'll keep bringing old movies back from the dead. Also on the 17th is a swanky new special edition of So I Married an Axe Murderer on DVD and Blu-Ray. I already have an older DVD, and don't own a Blu-Ray player, so I'll stick to The Dead Pit.

Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust...on the 24th. I hope that's just a clever title (and it is clever). Parody movies lately have been making my head explode. There will never be another "Not Another Teen Movie" so they should all stop trying. Meet The Spartans is also out this month, but I'm not adding it to my list and not telling you what date as it's the most god awful piece of shit I have ever seen and if you want to  buy it don't come back to my site and I want to punch you in the face. I downloaded it, and it's not even worth the money I didn't pay for it. There's a new print of Xanadu out on the 24th as well, which would explain why I was able to buy it for $4.92 a couple of months back. They always drop the price when there's a new one coming.

In Australia (or Straylya if you're a local), there's a couple of Hammer Horror Classics out on the 2nd. The Abominable Snowman and Brides of Dracula are both RRP $19.83, so I think I'll pass. If they were budget priced, I might give them more of a look in. Creepshow III is also out, but might wait till it drops from its $19.83 release price too. I've got a rip floating around somewhere and I have heard nothing good, but Creepshow 1 & 2 are hard acts to follow. Makes you wonder why they bothered.

On the 4th we get a movie that I only just discovered with Robert Downdey Jnr & Ralph Macchio called Up the Academy about a bunch of kids sent to military school. I'm really looking forward to that one, and it's only $10. On the 5th, Hedwig and the Angry Inch (which is also one I've been meaning to see) is also out for $9.92.

The 5th also brings re-issues of Halloween H20 and Ghost Ship, and a few days later on the 9th, House, The Gate, and Maximum Overdrive, all budget priced at $9.92. Already have all except Ghost Ship (which I'm not interested in) and Maximum Overdrive which I'll probably pick up, if for nothing else other than my boyfriend's quest to own all Stephen King movies. I like the new cover art for The Gate though.

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